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We want to take this relationship to the next level. TheGloss isn’t comfortable just touching base with you once a week anymore. I know, I know, you’re busy. We’re busy, too. We’re all busy, okay? But we want this to be an everyday kind of thing we’ve got going, here. So we’re making YourGloss a daily newsletter. Because you’re special to us. We promise we won’t cling to you too tightly – we’ll only send you the coolest, most exciting stories each day. It will be like, across time and space, we are hugging you, using the magical power of the Internet.

What we’re trying  say is that we love you. We love you like aliens love Reese’s pieces. And we hope you love us, too. And if you don’t sign up, we will burn ourselves with cigarettes. So please. Click here to sign up.