Do you ever look in the mirror and feel disappointed with what you see? Maybe the fashion magazines have gotten inside your head a little, and you know it’s all societal bullshit, but you still can’t help wanting to bark and growl at that person until she looks more like you want her to. This Dogue De Bordeaux has been there, man.

Either that, or s/he just doesn’t understand mirrors. Probably the latter, but it’s fun to anthropomorphize. Also, who the hell named it a Dogue De Bordeaux? That sounds suspiciously like made up Franglish to me.

(Via Buzzfeed)