I was going to blog about this video where Steven Slater raps, but it turned out that the commercial leading up to it was way more interesting…because it features Snooki hawking pistachios.

Dressed in a one-piece bathing suit, a bathrobe and heels, Snooki cracks open a pistachio by closing the lid of a tanning bed onto it. I don’t know whether to be horrified, or to go buy all the pistachios…

P.S. Also hawking the nuts? Rod Blagojevich and Chad Ochocinco. I think the real question becomes, where are pistachios getting all this money?