So, I don’t sleep very well. Usually, I spend a lot of the night contemplating Fatal Familial Insomnia, watching Archer, checking to see how many people have logged into TheGloss from Greenland that day (hi, all 10 of you! You guys are my favorites! I want us to have a pizza party! Because you made it to double digits!) But for the past week I’ve been trying a different insomnia cure each night. They’re all natural, because I’m sure I’m the kind of person who would start sleep shopping on Ambien. Obviously, this can’t be taken as any sort of definitive study – I’m no Dr. Pierluigi Gambetti! – but each person who recommended them to me swore they worked. And, well, some better than others, seemingly. 1 is the worst, 10 is the best.