Apparently, there’s more to your ring finger than just indicating whether you’re married. According to The Week, gay women are more likely to have index fingers that are shorter than their ring fingers. I just checked my hands and apparently my left one is a lesbian but my right one isn’t.

Other things your fingers supposedly say about you:

  • Kids whose second and fourth fingers are about the same length are better at English than at math.
  • The longer your ring finger, the more money you’ll make if you’re a stockbroker.
  • If your fingernails are an unusual color, it’s possible you just got a manicure.
  • If you stick the middle one up, you are telling this article to shut up.