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Related: 2/10 Would Not Bang.

Would not bang!
Could not bang!
Shall not, I’ll not
will not bang.

Will you bang her
Here or there?

I will not bang her,
here or there.
I would not bang her anywhere.
I would not bang her:
four out of ten.
I will not bang her,
my foolish friend.

Would you bang her in the dark?
Would you bang her in a park?

I would not bang her in the dark.
I could not bang her in a park.
I would not bang her
here or there.
I would not bang her
anywhere.

Would you bang her
as a joke?
Would you bang her
by this oak?

I would not bang her
as a joke.
I would not bang her
by this oak.
I would not bang her
here or there
I would not bang her
anywhere!

Would you bang her
on the sly?
Would you bang her
if you were high?

Not on the sly.
Not while I’m high.
Not as a joke.
Not by this oak.
I would not bang her here or there.
I would not bang her anywhere.

Would you? Could you?
after last call?
Would you bang on a pub crawl?

I would not,
could not,
after last call.
And never after a pub crawl.

You just may bang her,
You will see.
You may just like it
Nailing she.
I would not, could not, no, not me.
Not at a bar! You let me be.

I would not bang her at the bar.
I would not bang her in a car.
I would not bang her while I’m high.
I would not bang her on the sly.
I would not bang her as a joke.
I would not bang her by this oak.
I would not bang her here or there.
I would not bang her anywhere.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Would you, could you
on a train?

Not on a train! Not by the sea!
Not in a car! No, let me be!

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you,
in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car, not in a tree.
I would not bang her – can’t you see?
Not by this oak. Not as a joke.
Not while I’m high. Not on the sly
I will not bang her here or there.
I will not bang her anywhere!

You would not bang her,
then, my friend?

I would not bang her.
That’s the end.

You would not bang her.
SO you say.
Try it! Try it!
And you may.
Try it and you may I say.

Oh!
If you will let me be,
I will bang her,
You will see.

Say!
I liked banging her!
I did! I liked it, sir!
And I would bang her on in the dark!
And I would bang her in a park
And I would bang her in the rain.
And on the sly. And on a train.
And in a car. And near a tree.
It was fun to bang her – now I see!

I would like to bang her, now!
How can I ever thank you – How?

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