Don’t you hate it when you’re out with squares who won’t let you drink? Those people think that Jesus turned water into root beer. Or rather, a can of vaguely named “Bubbly.” Fortunately, you can buy canouflage labels and stick them on your beer can, and boom, you’re done. Boom. Everyone just thinks you’re drinking Bubbly now. No one thinks that’s weird. Just keep drinking. – Trendhunter