Since you’re not 8 anymore, you can’t really spend this weekend going door to door hitting strangers up for free candy. Not with dignity, anyway. But you know what you can do? Drink. It pretty much balances out. Our friends at X-Rated Fusion Liquor sent us this cocktail recipe, and they promise that “unlike your ex, this cocktail will not make your skin crawl but instead delight your taste buds and is the perfect pink accessory to your Gaga, Katy or J-Woww costume.”

Here’s to having a very happy Halloween.

The Haunted-X

1 Part X-Rated Fusion Liqueur

1 Part Amaretto

1 Part cranberry juice

Combine ingredients in a shaker with ice

Strain into a shot glass