Think you’re married to a two-timer? Feeling jealous and suspicious? Here is what the Real Housewives of the 1950s were instructed to do by another installment in the Marriage For Moderns video series.
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You know, I think there were approximately three weeks when I was 13 immediately after watching The Craft where I would have been the prime market for this pentagram bikini. Basically The Craft taught me that it was cool to be into the occult and hang out at the beach, which I’m pretty sure was not its intended purpose, but that perspective on the world worked okay for those three pre-teen weeks. They would have worked out even better if I’d had this Bikini from MASSBlack’s ritual collection:
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Side note: is anybody surprised that Gwyneth Paltrow didn’t snag this type of auction first? Girl gonna be so jelly. More
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It’s almost Memorial Day! I bet you have a ton of Whites parties to go to. In my head you are apparently A) a 19th century haute bourgeois New Yorker or B) a close personal friend of P. Diddy. I don’t know. Someone you know might be throwing a white party for memorial day. Draw inspiration from the White Witch as played by Tilda Swinton, who’ll remind you that all the white summer outfits you buy can last well into winter. More
Today in products you probably don’t need: “Healthy Hoohoo” wipes, a new line of feminine hygiene wipes that are “great for travel, camping, yoga or after a fun day at the beach,” according to the press release I just received (title: Be prepared this summer). More
Hillary Clinton: Successful politician, A+ photobomber, professional advocate of amazing brightly-colored pantsuits. More
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I’ve always admired Julianne Moore. She always sounds thoughtful, she’s a great actress, and she has an awesome side career as a children’s book author. She’s also not afraid to talk about feminism. Hence, I was not too surprised when I saw a quote from her latest magazine profile where she thoughtfully discusses the different ways interviewers approach male and female subjects. More
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Last night, I was sitting in my apartment binge-watching Felicity on Netflix and decided to I needed to paint my nails. But this was before I showered and washed the dishes and got ready for bed. I realized I made a colossal mistake since I had so much to do, and I was left helpless with wet nails. More
After allegedly assaulting a woman, former pro athlete Jose Canseco has taken to Twitter to tell half a million followers the woman’s personal information, as well as showing what she looks like. More
Yesterday, we learned that candle making giant Yankee Candle is coming out with yet another line of what they call “Man Candles” because regular candles are for ladies only. Man Candles by Yankee Candle come in only the most macho scents, like “MMMM Bacon” (which allegedly smells like bacon), “Movie Night” (which allegedly smells like popcorn) or “Man Town”–which smells like… I cannot speculate on what that one is supposed to smell like.
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