You’re ugly, awkward and weird but you really like Alex from accounting. While you don’t intend on sexually harassing anyone, you know you’ve got to figure out a surefire way to show your true feelings without complicating your career. What if Alex is the one? What if your boss finds out? What if someone catches you naked in the bathroom stall?

Here’s how you can date a coworker without being creepy, losing your job, or getting sued.