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My boyfriend and I have been together for nearly four years, have lived together for three, have parented a beloved dog for two, and have avoided engagement conversion for one. We’ve been through just about everything together — sickness, health, countless jobs, friends’ weddings, family funerals, a couple lawsuits, and a bunch of awkward holiday parties.  
Through our time together, we’ve encountered too many unprompted questions and comments about the future of our relationship. Unless you are my Jewish mother, you are not allowed to ask me about my ring finger or ovaries. Here are some things you should never, ever tell an unmarried couple in their late 20s or early 30s…