I love fighting, I just love it. My mother told me I should go to law school but instead I became a freelance writer and date guys that I can argue with. It wasn’t the smartest career choice, but I think my brain gets a healthier work out fighting them than it would fighting fraud and billing hours. I think.

Sometimes I feel pent up and crazy and need to take that craziness out on someone. That someone is, inevitably, the poor soul I call my boyfriend. Feeling hostile? Here are 18 sure-fire ways to pick a fight with your man.[ITPGallery]