But they’re a great opportunity for investment! The two wooden phalluses are approximately 200 years old and cost$5,400 at auction.  Read the description below to understand why they’re pricier than your average Babeland purchase:

“A pair of wooden phallus contained within a fitted kid leather covered Treen case with strap fleurs-de-lys decoration, one phallus 10 inches and with testicles and the other 11 inches and without testicles.”

We think it’s probably mostly the fleurs-de-lys.