So your friend met someone new. And you’re so happy for her! You’re so happy, that you kind of want to sabotage it.

Just kidding. But you might sabotage it — or at least your chances of hearing more about it — if you ask any of the following questions:

  1. How much does he/she make?
  2. I hope he/she doesn’t do  _____ [insert problem that your friend’s last partner had].
  3. What do you mean, you paid for the first date?
  4. Really? That’s what he/she likes to do? (Followed by hipster snort.)
  5. Do you think he/she will mind if I come along for the second date?