sex life
There are plenty of ways to spice up your sex life. Porn is abundant and lacy underwear seems to have become the norm. You can even find an assortment of massage oils, blindfolds, and little blue pills in the back of your neighborhood drug store. But some of the easiest ways to turn up the heat in the bedroom is simply to avoid things at all cost. You know, things like animals, children, and other human beings!
So are you ready to kill your sex life? Just partake in these 9 activities and you’ll become a sad, frustrated, and passive aggressive misanthrope! It’s just that easy. Let the ruining commence…