Here’s a handy chart to keep either in your back pocket or inside your vagina for easy access during sex, lest you or your partner forget your manners and not know what kinds of things are appropriate to say. For instance, acceptable dirty talk might include “You’re a Naughty Girl/Boy.” Unacceptable dirty talk: “I Just Pooped.”

P.S. — If it’s a little too small for your old eyes to read, here’s a link to the large-print.