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Which you’d be fine with. If teddy bears want to cry in the privacy of their own rooms, that’s okay. But this abstinence video also indicates that the bear will leap up behind your back and start talking to you. Out of nowhere. It’s completely animate, it turns out. And it wants to talk to this guy about how this guy thinks women are cuddly. Which is… a very odd way to think about people you are thimking of sleeping with. But that’s fine, too. The only thint that is not fine is being a grown man secretly taking advice from a teddy bear that only you can see or hear. The message we  get from this video is not “don’t have premarital sex” so much as it is “run, lady, run.”