alanis morisette

You know, I will always associate Alanis Morissette with playing God in Dogma, a movie I watched approximately 45 times between the ages of 15 and 17 (and never, ever again). I think it left me with a sense that her music was somehow profound and wise. And Godly maybe? Stuff you watch on a constant loop in your teen years really warps your perception of the world forever. Seemingly, Allen Blair Casey did not feel the same.

Casey beat his boyfriend repeatedly in the face with a plate. When asked why he replied that is was because his boyfriend would not stop listening to Alanis Morissette. He told the police office questioning him ““That’s all the motherfucker listens to.”

Apparently, they were both doing amphetamines at the time, but who hasn’t had a boyfriend who listened to Bob Marley on repeat and almost had a breakdown?

… Everyone, right?

AuxTV states “Fletcher’s been left with a large cut on the side of his face. Casey faces charges of domestic battery causing bodily harm, a charge which probably could have been avoided had he simply handed the guy some headphones.”

So, maybe that is something to remember before you attack anyone for liking songs different than the ones you like. In the meantime, here is a video!