why relationships don't work

You may want to clip this out and send it to everyone you have ever broken up with.

You know. For closure. Because that’s the kind of person you are! Someone who gets to stand there with the words and the little tornado drawing. You not your ex, you! For once! You know, on second thought, maybe you should keep this as kind of a private chart, to reflect on, and perhaps nod knowingly at from time to time. That would be another option if you chose to go that way. Besides. It’s really hard to find stamps and send things in the actual mail, anyway. – I love charts