Not New York. Not L.A. Not Miami. In fact, it’s a city that has never even had its own season of The Real World.

It’s Indianapolis.

Yeah, I know.

According to the latest issue of Men’s Health magazine, Indianapolis is the most sexually satisfied city in the U.S. The ranking is a combination of stats including condom sales, Toys In Babeland sales, and birth rates. The top ten cities, in order, are:

  • Indianapolis, Indiana
  • Columbus, Ohio
  • Fort Wayne, Indiana
  • Cincinnati, Ohio
  • Salt Lake City, Utah
  • San Antonio, Texas
  • Denver, Colorado
  • Boise City, Idaho
  • Chicago, Illinois

So… people in the Midwest are getting the best action? I’m not sure my wholly unscientific polling would agree with this data, but cute boys in Indiana and Ohio should feel free to call us and try to convince us otherwise.