Well, pull yourself together, lady.

We’re human. It happens. The correct response is to make bow-chicka-wow-wow noises and not respond by slapping a man to keep him from “escaping”, as is the course of action in this nifty video game the girls at TheFrisky found. God, I guess women are just trying to destroy everybody’s life by being no fun whatsoever. And in the second level, they have tasers! Honestly, I think this would be a better game if the girl escaped and tried to find someone she didn’t feel a need to tase repeatedly. Or if the second level was just “the therapist’s office.” Oh, fine. Go play it. You’re not going to like it, though! It’s going to make you feel bad about being female!