In unholy union news, Chad Kroeger got engaged to Avril Lavigne! Let’s rephrase: the lead singer of Nickelback may someday reproduce with the woman who started the ties-over-wifebeater trend, two people responsible for roughly 60% of the worst music of the last decade. No one really even knew they were dating, so this news is like a bucket of cold water for most of us. In fact, the only good that can come of this is Lavigne Yoko Ono‘ing Nickelback.

One more time: the person above is getting married to the person below:

We’re going to leave this as an open thread–put your well-wishes in the comments–but before we go, we wanted to insert the following video. This is, pound for pound, possibly the worst song ever recorded:


(Photo of Lavigne via Wenn)