Finally a Facebook app has been created that will make all other apps seem completely useless. The name? “Bang with Friends.” The purpose? To find out who wants to fuck you of your Facebook friends, so you can just do it and get it over with already. You know you want to fuck at least a couple of your friends. And as we all know, fucking your friends is always a great idea, because it doesn’t jeopardize the friendship AT ALL.
The app was created by — hold on, you’re going to be so shocked — three California college guys one night after “a lot of Red Bull and vodka.” I guess those Red Bull ads are right after all; it really does give you wings. The app, the fellas come up with in two hours (again, Red Bull to the rescue), anonymously identifies which of your friends you’d like to sleep with, if there happens to be a match, both users are notified and the banging begins. In the first week, it had 20,000 users that resulted in 1,000 matches, er, fucking sessions.
In a world where chivalry no longer exists and dating has pretty much become a joke, it makes sense that most people, as one of the creators pointed out, just want “to skip all the shit and get to the sex.” No more wooing, no more unrequited crushes or doing that fun little dance that involves a lot of “well, does he or doesn’t he?” You finally get to skip all that and get down to business.
The dudes (they’re currently keep their identities mum) who came up with this brilliant idea are still tweaking it, but as one of them explained:
“What we’re working on right now is building sexual preferences. I personally am completely towards gay rights. We want to give everyone this awesome access to finding people who want to bang.”
Brilliant, isn’t it? An app that shows you who wants to fuck your brains out! I love it! OK, so who out there is going to download this app ASAP and get to banging?