If you are not currently 18, or living in the 16th century, your boyfriend had some manner of girlfriend prior to you. If you are living in the 16th century, he has syphilis, because he has been fornicating with prostitutes. Unless you’re Puritans. He probably has no exes if you’re 16th century puritans, but you’re going to get plague.

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