It appears that the Homecoming King and Queen of the world may finally tie the knot. The Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt wedding we’ve all been waiting for/speculating about for years will apparently happen “soon.”
At the premiere of his new film Killing Them Softly last night in New York, Brad Pitt said:
“I’m getting more pressure from my kids, and it is something I want to do within their lifetime, but I also feel like the time has come… The time is nigh. It’s soon. I’ve got a good feeling about it… We’ve had a family, we’ve raised the kids. I am surprised how much [marriage] meant to me once you had that.”
While adorable, this likely changes very little, as with many couples who have been together for upwards of six years like Brangelina. They’ll still be living together, taking care of their six kids together, being absurdly attractive together. The people this will most affect besides their family, however:
- Whomever designs Jolie’s wedding dress from will become incredibly successful. This is just what happens.
- Every tabloid cover will have a happy picture of the pair, then stick a photo in the corner of Jennifer Aniston making a face (that was likely caused by eating hot pizza or smelling something gross) with the headline, “JEN TOO JEALOUS TO EXIST.” This is just what happens.
- The blood vial business will begin booming again. This is just what happens.