I’m sorry, there’s almost nothing I can add to this story. Apparently Brett Favre (kind of gross) sent former Florida State Cowgirl Jenn Sterger cock shots (kind of gross) of himself while wearing crocs (kind of gross). Together, all these individually mildly gross things combine to form an amazing triumverate of grossness. You can check out the entire story on Deadspin. It’s sort of an epic tale for our time. However, before you go to it, please feel free to vote on which part of this story is most disturbing.

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