Detroit Pistons v New York Knicks

Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodriguez went to a Knicks game last night, but found themselves unable to bring themselves to care about the game. The pair proceeded to get pretty drunk and make out with each other, which is news because of course it is.

Detroit Pistons v New York Knicks

Everyone loves a good girls kissing story–what could be more titillating than two hot girls mashing their face parts up against each other? Apparently, very little, given how often women get asked to make out with each other for the benefit of the males present. Objectifying lesbians, or any women who are sexual towards each other isn’t new, and apparently it’s not going away. And so, here we are, losing our shit because Delevingne and Rodriguez made out with each other.

Look, sometimes girls kiss each other for a whole ton of reasons. Here’s a few options:

  1. In greeting
  2. Because they are attracted to each other sexually
  3. They’re showing affection
  4. To say goodbye

None of this seems particularly exciting, but, if you want to get your rocks off, here’s the photo of the actual make out session for everyone to drool over. Let’s all try to keep our hands out of our pants if we’re at work, okay?

I think it’s actually a lot more newsworthy that they hated having good seats to a basketball game and looked bored the whole time. Look, sports are pretty dumb, but basketball is so freaking exciting. In college, my best friend and I would watch the NBA finals on our separate coasts and text each other the whole game, wildly pacing around our apartments in exhilarated panic. Literally nobody in the world would have been able to make out with me even if she was a super hot girl and the world would get off on it.

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