According to the Smoking Gun, when Anthony Hinrichs, 23, and Tonia Franklin, 32 of Madison, Wisconsin were recently arrested for making whoopie outside, in a park, in front of an audience, there was yet another negative aspect to the story: Hinrich’s girlfriend was watching too.

And no, it was not part of some kinky game that they were all playing. She literally caught them mid-fuck, in a park, in broad daylight, along with about 10 other people (some of whom, according to the police report, were firefighters from a nearby station — preserving the public good).

So yes, that’s really lame. But then again, it’s almost so lame that it makes the break-up a little easier. It’s one thing if you catch your boyfriend fucking another woman in the privacy of your own home (or her own home). But it’s entirely another when you catch him fucking someone under these incredibly odd circumstances — it seems like it would be a relatively easy decision to end the relationship at this point, and you could console yourself with the knowledge that there were a whole lot of things you didn’t know about him, and that many of those things were kind of dealbreakers. Bummer of a way to spend an afternoon, but at least she found it out before things went any further…