2014 has officially begun and is full of promise for the upcoming year. While there’s an abundance of occurrences we’d like to see less of (i.e. Adam Levine, Miley’s tongue, fat shaming), there’s also a plethora of romances we do hope to see. And so, here’s a compilation of fictional love stories that 2014 should commence:
1. Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams
Although, I prefer a single Gos, If he must date someone, I’d like it to be her! A real life version of The Notebook, sigh, soul mates reunited!
2. Idris Elba and Pippa Middleton
I know, I know, she’s newly engaged and officially off the market; but the way sister Kate interacted after meeting this handsome stud was so precious, they should be in-laws! Oh, and for the sake of their potential-non-existent-ridiculously-beautiful-babies!
3.Benedict Cumberbatch and Jennifer Lawrence
I imagine that their candle-lit dinner dates would never be dull. Team Gale? Team Peeta? Psh, Team Cumber-law!
4. Derek Jeter and Khloe Kardashian
Thanks to lovely mom, Kris Jenner, we’ve learned all about Khloe’s recent heartache. And so, Khloe, I grant you Derek Jeter, another sports star, who at the very least, you could engage in a sexy fling with.
5. Miley Cyrus and Cara Delevingne
They’ve already accomplished the awkward first kiss. Maybe a union of these two would calm the outbreak of Miley’s bizarre tongue addiction (please!).
6. Charlie Hunnam and Naomie Harris
Need I say more? He’s another imaginary boyfriend I hate to see date someone (else), but ah, beauty meet beauty! Also Naomie, it would be fabulous if you could upload shirtless pictures of your pseudo new love interest to all social media. Thanks.
7. Justin Bieber and Lindsay Lohan
She’s quite the ball buster (see: Paris Hilton’s brother) and he needs someone to yield his fat shaming, outspoken cockiness. At the very least, they’d win for the most bizarrely dressed couple. Maybe they could revive the matching denim ensemble of JT and Britney, bitch.
8. James Franco and Taylor Swift
I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling way too into this duo. Since he’s totally obsessed with
semen art now, he would make awesome material for a new TSwift song. I can practically already see the teardrops on her guitar.
9. Harry Styles and Selena Gomez
Feuding BFF aside, Harry should absolutely come and get it. Selena is wavering between innocent Disney popstar and her alter, slightly slutty, Rihanna inspired ego. Styles is the exact badass (said qualification: debatable) she needs.
10. Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel
I’d imagine their relationship to be much like Nick and Jess, BFF turned meant-to-be. The couple who tumblr’s together, stays together! Plus, they sing and act as a duo too; I love it.
11. Ryan Seacrest and Derek Hough
Mainly because the crazy, but believable rumor, that Julianne Hough dated Seacrest as an alias for her brother’s love is kind of cute and super disturbing.
12. Bradley Cooper and Katy Perry
Because Katy, I just think you can do better than John Mayer. There, I said it. Phew.
13. Ian Harding and Demi Lovato
To semi-quote Cher in Clueless, they just “mesh well” together. Plus, he’s gorgeous and she deserves good things.
14. Rihanna and
Chris Brown. JUST KIDDING. Drake.
He should forever be banned from women. Rihanna and Drake, however, could sing to each other and whisper sweet nothings while she’s chilling with sweat pants and no make up on, coinciding that they both rock the mononym.
Who do you hope to see coalesce this year?