Here at TheGloss, we have an unhealthy obsession with “17-year-old child-bride” Courtney Stodden. Our obsession isn’t so unusual–which you know because you are on the internet right now–and some funny jerks (namely, Groundling and viral video starrer, Beth Crosby) made a video parodying those eHarmony spots as star-crossed lovers Stodden and her husband, 51-year-old Doug Hutchinson. You know, I had a moral dilemma while watching this, and wondered if it was wrong to make fun of a teenage girl like this. Then I woke up and found something else to blog about.