Ladies, step away from the candy canes. We’ve listened to the conservative chanting to put the Christ back in Christmas for so long, we didn’t realize how chauvinist the holiday has become.
Between the infantilizing carols and the insipid Santa costumes, society has decked the hall with sexist peppermint-scented merriment. You think Jesus would approve of this “Santa Baby” shit? Here’s why Christmas is fucking sexist.