Last week, the good folks at We-Vibe donated one of their couples’ vibrators to us for a giveaway. We asked you what creative non-vibrator ways you would use the product and promised to give the We-Vibe to the person with the most amusing suggestion. However, that was easier said than done, because all of our readers are basically hilarious. Ultimately, the prize went to Kate from New Jersey, who wrote:

I need to get my wisdom teeth taken out–actually just went to the dentist and he told me the itchy-hurty feeling in my gums is because I’m teething (even though I’m 20 goddamn years old). What better (adult) thing to teeth on than nice, chewy rubber that will soothingly vibrate my gums? Wevibe: for all your wisdom teeth needs.

Kate, we hope your We-Vibe helps you, um, feel better.

For those of you who didn’t win this time around, no fear – we’re announcing another awesome giveaway on Monday, so stay tuned.