courtney stodden twitter disturbing

We find a lot of Courtney Stodden‘s tweets both hilarious and disturbing, but this Christmas themed one – just in time for the holidays – really pushes us over towards the “she’s a performance artist” side of the spectrum. I mean, further than we already were. Let’s break down the most unnerving aspects:

1) This is a 17 year old girl tweeting about dangling mistletoe over her ladybits.

2) She brought Santa Claus into this.

3) Sure, we bring Santa into weird stuff all the time but it’s different when we do it.

4) Because we don’t use the word “moist,” that’s why. And we’re not hanging mistletoe over our most mysterious vaginas.

5) Really, the most upsetting part is the fact someone that skilled at alliteration isn’t going to college. That’s just depressing.