For those unfamiliar with Courtney Stodden: first of all, bless you. Second, she is an aspiring singer who incited a media frenzy this summer when she married 51-year-old actor (?) Doug Hutchinson. We at TheGloss became obsessed with Stodden thanks to her astonishing Twitter feed, but she and Hutchinson attract attention in whatever they do: asking for millions of dollars, donning Pam Anderson’s Baywatch suit, taking bizarre interviews with priests, and a media frenzy just wouldn’t be complete without plastic surgery rumors.

Anyway, the following is an excerpt from a post that was published on Radar last night, in which Stodden says some unsettling things about her marriage to Hutchinson:

Fielding probing questions from our readers Courtney gave a no-holds-barred sit-down, dishing on her home life with Doug, what she would study if she went to college (Doug’s body!) and her super sexy wedding night.

“We went to the Chateau in Hollywoodit was so beautiful it was a wonderful experience. I was aroused for 24 hours straight,” Courtney, who was a 16-year-old virgin when she married Doug, candidly confessed of their first night together as man and wife.

When asked why she thought people found her and Doug’s union so controversial, Courtney teased: “I think it was because he was 51 and his life is over and I’m just venturing out on mine. I’m here to make the second half of [Doug’s] life a lot better!”

I hope Courtney is indeed teasing (she loves teasing, if that Twitter feed is to be frightened by) when she says Doug’s life is over, because they just scored the D-List’s great Lazarus chamber: a reality television show.