Child-bride Courtney Stodden has posted a new video starring her and husband Doug Hutchinson. Apparently it’s part of a series in which they count down to her 18th birthday (“Courtney’s Countdown”). We think the plot of the video (short film, really) is that… her foot hurts. She sprained it. A little bit. Not enough to remove her vertiginous lucite heels, obviously.

This is lazy and pointless, even for Stodden. You’re free to point out that this is so pointless it doesn’t merit a post, but we’re actually kind of impressed by what a waste of time it is.