Yesterday, we brought you some nightmarish images of child bride Courtney Stodden cavorting in her snow-bikini and lucite heels alongside deranged perv husband Doug Hutchinson. Today, we bring you video! Here are a few deeply unsettling minutes of the couple as they sway and slur in a desperate bid for attention, which we pay them because  they’ve stolen away our humanity and left us shells of individuals. Trust us, you really need to watch Hutchinson mug for the camera through a Santa beard when he asks Stodden if she’s been naughty. And then they discuss spanking. Merry Christmas and a happy holiday!

(Image by Egotastic via dListed)