Unsure of your boyfriend/husband/gentleman-friend’s political party? Does he enjoy good music, but also the politics of Margaret Thatcher? Alternatively, does he hate good music, yet support Occupy Wall Street (and, if so, was he the one playing the bongo drums?) Is it all just very confusing?

Wonder no more! We made you a helpful chart! In helpfully clear, patriotic colors with donkey and elephant drawings. Because TheGloss is nothing if not service oriented. Here it is. It has a lot to do with the wearing of suits, frankly.

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