MTV is running a series of ads with the tagline “sex is no accident!” which portray situations where sex could accidentally happen. I get that they’re supposed to be lighthearted and whimsical, but I’m not sure they make me not want to have unprotected sex so much as they make me want to never want to ride a bicycle again. Or maybe ride a bicycle all the time! Depends on the day, really.

Honestly, I just come away from these feeling sort of uncomfortable. It feels more “Penthouse Magazine Comic” than “anything I am remotely absorbing a message from.” But that could just be me! You say black, I say white. I am going to leave you this video: