Donald glover

Our Valentine’s Day Crush contest winner is not the piece about Ashley Cardiff, but that’s okay, Ashley isn’t crying quietly in a corner or anything.

It’s the piece about Donald Glover, by Daniella Alvarez. Congratulations, Daniella Alvarez!

She notes:

And then there was the red pants and bicycle photo. I don’t know where it came from or what it was for. I don’t know if he was trying to sell me tight red pants, fashionably nerdy black rimmed glasses or a hideous sweater vest that really only works on hot black dudes. I don’t know what the point of it was, but if the purpose was to sell me something I would have bought anything he wanted me to. You want me to buy obnoxious colored skinny jeans, Donald? Sure. Oh, I need to own at least six vintage fixed gear bikes. Word, I’m all about it. I know I live in Alaska and can only ride it three months out of the year assuming it’s not raining cats and dogs. Don’t care, my boo Donald told me to buy them. I will buy them all. I would have bought the trees and the wall in the background.

Donald Glover could sell me anything, anytime, anywhere. So what if I make peanuts because I chose a career in print media after the Internet ate everything. Donald could ask me to buy a helicopter and a McMansion in the middle of the desert and I would do it. I have absolutely no interest in any of those things, but if he pouted those luscious lips at me, batted those big eyes and smiled that half-cocked, sorta smirk thing he has going on… done. Signed, sealed and delivered. I’ll sell a kidney if I have to. You don’t need kidneys when you’re in love. (I’m pretty sure that’s a medical fact. Look it up.)

Read the entire, delightful tale, here. And Daniella will win the following perfumes, with which to seduce, hopefully, Donald Glover.

Price: 1.7 fl. oz – $52

Heidi Klum’s new fragrance. Surprise! by Heidi Klum
Price: 1.0 fl. oz. – $28

SOUL2Soul Vintage by Faith Hill
Price: 1.0 fl. oz. – $24.50

Closer by Halle Berry
Price: 1.7 fl oz – $35