Today, we learned about how 17-year-old Courtney Stodden‘s “crazy” days are filled with waking up at noon, putting on sexy outfits, and making a mocha for herself while 51-year-old husband Doug Hutchinson cleans up after her. Stodden is delighted with the situation, of course, because she is a teenager. Anyway, editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff decided to discuss the merits of infantilizing your significant other. Ashley will be the voice of reason and Jennifer will be saddled with the opposition. She is putting her hair in pigtails as we speak.