Esquire came out with their annual sex survey today and it’s got a little of everything: depressing (34% of men in committed relationships have cheated on their current partner), interesting (14% of married men have had at least one sexual encounter with another man), stupid (11% don’t seem to give a shit about condoms?) but perhaps most interesting is their response to the question of favorite sexual position.

Pause for a moment and consider what you’d guess that to be based on 1) popular culture and 2) your own experience.

So, according to men (by which we mean “522 hetero dudes who read Esquire“), the preferred position is…

Girl on top. Just elbowing out missionary with a respectable 30% of the vote.

Who’s surprised by this? Who’s enthused? Who thinks it’s a good sign? Who thinks it’s a celebration of laziness? Who thinks surveys like this are inherently silly? Moreover, most of our surprise has to do with the sample group (maybe our perception of Esquire readers is off?).

And seriously, how many of you predicted that?