g-spot injection

The g-shot would be for your g-spot. It would make sex better. It would also be a shot that costs $1,282 and, they do not say this, but I am pretty sure it entails being shot with a syringe in your vagina.

I don’t know if The Daily Mail feels comfortable saying vagina, but there ought to be a work-around, like, maybe, “ladybits.” I think the syringe goes in your ladybits, as it entails the administration of local anesthetic, and pumps collagen into your g spot to make it about the size of a nickel. That sounds terrifying. But it will also guarantee you and orgasm every time you have sex. A woman who has had the treatment claims that:

‘I have quite literally never experienced anything quite like it,’ she says. ‘I had constant multiple orgasms which went on for hours. That first time, the whole thing was so intense I was actually a bit scared. I was so overcome, but thankfully the intensity is something I’ve got used to. I still have multiple orgasms every time I have sex, but they no longer leave me flat on my back. ‘I personally thought anyone who said they climaxed through intercourse alone was lying. And I didn’t really believe in the G-spot.”

Well, I guess we all believe in it when they start shooting globs of collagen into it. Still! Progress! And it could be fun, maybe! Or scary!


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