Kim Kardashian got married. To Kris Humphries. This is like when Tom Cruise got together with Penelope Cruz, only instead of having similar-sounding names, they put K’s where K’s don’t belong, and instead of actors, they’re idiots! Anyway, one thing’s for sure: her cake looked like something. Here are some things it faintly resembled. Doesn’t matter, though, I’m sure she didn’t eat any of it. Unless someone was filming.

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