Ask Men has a fantastic piece entitled “Meet Ukraine’s Mail-Order Brides” For real. I’m not in any way being dismissive right now, although sometimes I do that, just throw in the word “fantastic” when what I mean is “ball-sucky.” But no, it’s a really good piece, you should read it here. But if you hate reading, which I understand, here’s an introduction to the men in the article who want mail order brides. I’ve paired the descriptions with some helpful non-word pictures, and some things about them that maybe sort of make this whole process completely terrifying for women.[ITPGallery]