Sometimes, we find ourselves waking up after a one-night stand and feeling a little tongue-tied. Should we ask the person in our bed to stay? Should we grab our clothes and run, run like the wind? Or should we exchange pleasantries all morning until one of us has the balls to make a decision?

Well, any and all of those might be fine. But there are some things you’ll want to avoid letting slip out, just because you’re nervous. Here are some of those things. If you can keep yourself from saying them, you’re well on your way to good one-night stand etiquette (also, take heed: many of them sound funnier in your head than they do when you say them out loud):