George Clooney, the world’s most notorious bachelor, reportedly got engaged to Amal Alamuddin recently. Amal who? Well get to know her now, because the 36-year-old British lawyer is about to become the imaginary enemy of all the women out there who dreamed of being his wife. Or at the very least, one of his many, many girlfriends. Seriously, he dated all kinds of women, so it wasn’t that unrealistic that he would one day go normcore and date an average girl. You know, someone who eats Chipotle and optionally watches Dance Moms and there I go again, making celebrity news all about myself!
While his team hasn’t confirmed the engagement yet, Entertainment Tonight says that Amal was showing off a shiny new ring to Cindy Crawford. As one does when you’re famous. “Hello Cindy, it’s me…he went to Jared!”
Obviously, we’ll let you know if there are any major updates on the confirmation front. But for now, just enjoy your night and know that if Amal can get George, you can get that super hot guy at the bar tonight. Or his less attractive, but super funny friend.
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