grace tinder ghostJust when I thought we had reached critical mass of Tinder trolls—responding with Taylor Swift lyrics, responding with Beyonce lyrics, responding with One Direction lyrics, okay, we get it—one brilliant college student comes along and eclipses all the trolls who have come before her. Meet Grace Spelman: Tinder ghost and one of my new favorite people.

Grace told Mashable that the idea started as a random tweet, but was actually put into action during finals week when it became the best form of procrastination known to man.

grace spellman tinder ghostGrace’s mission seems to be in part to uncover just how many unfunny men there are in the online dating world. Along with all the expected creeps and weirdos of course. She said she got over 20 “I’m confused…but aroused” responses right from the beginning—lovely.

Her profile features her face swirled out of every photo, and the bio “I haven’t felt the temptation to partake of succulent human flesh since my execution for crimes against humanity.” Are you not in love already??? Sit back, relax, and enjoy the top 10 greatest hits of Grace Spelman: Tinder Ghost.

1. No rejuvenation juice. No. 

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2. An Old Tome

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3. Organs Made of Mist

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4. A Different Light Spectrum

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I totally see what she means. This really would be a creative outlet.

5. Straight Talk

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6. From 0 To Stalker In 60 Seconds

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7. By Wind Or By Static, The Eternal Question

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8. Face Swirls AND Hip Hop? #dreamgirl

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9. Stop.

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Of course.

(Photos: Twitter @gspels)