Gwyneth Paltrow has given a lot of marital advice over the decade that she’s been married to Coldplay lead singer Chris Martin, but that’s all over now. Gwyneth is getting a divorce.
In a post titled “Conscious uncoupling“, the couple explained why they’re splitting up:
“It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate. We have been working hard for well over a year, some of it together, some of it separated, to see what might have been possible between us, and we have come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much we will remain separate. We are, however, and always will be a family, and in many ways we are closer than we have ever been. We are parents first and foremost, to two incredibly wonderful children and we ask for their and our space and privacy to be respected at this difficult time. We have always conducted our relationship privately, and we hope that as we consciously uncouple and coparent, we will be able to continue in the same manner.
Gwyneth & Chris
It can be hard to remember that Gwyneth is a normal married lady when hen she’s not doling out advice on how to painful detox and reminding the world how great her skin magically is, or waging war against Vanity Fair, but does she not wear mom jeans like almost everybody else with babies?
in the end, it looks like blowjobs alone could not keep Chris Martin happy. One of Gwen’s most lasting pieces of advice about avoiding divorce hinged on hoping that both halves of a couple don’t want a divorce at the same time, but it looks like their good timing on that front ran out today.