In an interview in Elle magazine, Gwyneth “GOOP” Paltrow talks about the time that she was propositioned during an audition.

Now, are you ready for the disturbing part? Here’s how she phrased what might have gone down, had she not been so ethereal. Sorry, I mean savvy:

“’I left. I was pretty shocked. I could see how someone who didn’t know better might worry, ‘My career will be ruined if I don’t give this guy a blow job,’ she admitted.”

Aw, gross, Gwyneth! Gross, because the last person I want to picture giving a blow job is someone who is so obsessed with being physically “clean” that she flushes out her ass, and literally follows a detox program called “clean.” I imagine that her performance of fellatio would be the most sterile of proceedings, and there is nothing sexy about that.

So please, Gwyn, stick to what you know, and never say “blow job” again.