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So, some people love Harry Potter. And I’m one of them! I really do. I loved the books, loved the movies (haven’t seen this last one yet so DON’T FUCKING TELL ME…oh wait), and think the actors are adorable.

But even I think that theming your wedding around a young adult fiction series seems like a bit much. I mean, sure, weddings should be fun, but something about a Harry Potter-themed nuptials makes me feel like these are two individuals who are perhaps lost in some fantasy-land notion of life and love. Like, Harry Potter isn’t real. Marriage is. Harry Potter is a fairy tale. Marriage isn’t. Marriage is fucking SERIOUS, OK?!

Anyway, yes, that is me being a judgmental asshole. What about you?